Jurassic World (2015)

You would have think that after 3 films they would have learned not to open a dinosaur theme park but, hey they do it anyway and it still is a movie plot that never gets old. Perhaps highly predictable but, it is truly classic.

This time it focuses around siblings much like the first film, though this time they are brothers ; Zach and Gray. They have gone to Jurassic World which is on Isla Nubar, the original island, to visit their aunt who is the Park operations manager. And coincidently once they arrive everything starts to go wrong. This time it isn't the T-Rex or the Raptor which are causing the trouble it is the Indominus Rex which is their new creation of multiple things which create one of the worst killing machine's. If it is going to a carnivore that is bigger than a rex why would you make it camouflage with it's surroundings?
Also, if you have previously repeated in the film that Raptor run at 40 mph and 50 mph during feeding time why did Claire trying to drive away from the Raptor no just drive at about 55 Mph or higher that way her Nephews would definitely not become Raptor food.

However, I felt so happy that the main saviour of the park was Chris Pratt's character because it also helps to suggest that he will be the main feature in this new trilogy. Which has been confirmed.

I rate this film a 18/20.

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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)

I remember when I saw the first one in cinemas at 10 thinking it was single-handedly the funniest thing I've seen, obviously I hadn't properly discover the Monty Pythons yet, Mall Cop 2 is still funny. Not absolutely side splitting humour which is often found in an Adam Sandler film but, it made me chuckle at a couple of points.

This time after getting married to Amy, the Damsel of the last film, and staying with her for about 6 weeks Paul is back as a mighty Bachelor. So now known as the Black Friday Saver. Which is the only reason he is invited to the Security Officer Convention at Las Vegas. And of course, there is yet another heist which his moustache's Spidey senses tingled at and obviously didn't believe him.

So, as I sat there and pondered at what exactly I would do in his situation, "Tell the Security Officers who would actually believe him." But, no. That doesn't happen until the end. The film lacked a slightly more interesting storyline and I imagined it to have more for a Happy Madison production.

I rate this film a 13/20.

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The perspective burglar

I have always had a fear of someone burglarising my house since I was younger because once I came home with my nan and found her house totally ransacked and that always made me paranoid. So now when I am on my own whenever I hear a creak I think, maybe it's a burglar.

So today my dad took the dog for a short walk around the local housing estate when I heard a creak downstairs whilst I was elsewhere occupied in the toilet, so there is me metaphorically depositing in my underwear at the thought that there is a burglar downstairs. This could possibly happen because sometimes we don't always remember if shut the front door. Then, I hear scuffling and what sounded to me like "Hello!" Which isn't what a person who already knows you are in the house says, so I'm still terrified of going downstairs to find a man trying to find our valuables which I would try to find with him. That is until I heard the heavy scuffling of feet and then the scrapping of the bin in the kitchen floor as the person struggled to remove the bin bag from the bin. To which I sighed with relief that it must be my dad or just a really nice burglar which has offered to take out the rubbish and the glass outside.

Just to say, if I have offended any burglars who take out the trash for their victims whom they will shortly steal from , "I'm sorry for discarding your impeccable manners."

Sam's Moments : The repetitive question

I know that sometime people do forget the answer to a previously asked question but this is seriously getting to me. For the 3rd time in the past week just before we started our final exam of that day Sam sits there after the teacher asks "Does anyone have an important question they need answered before the exam, If not can you fill in the front of the exam." to which Sam put her hand up and asked "Miss, What does forename mean? I know what a first name and a surname is but what's a forename?" To which everyone in the class either sighed or started laughing. "Sam, it is your first name. It's a fancy word for first name." But, the main part of this is that a couple of yeas ago everyone in the year would have put their hands up and asked that question and not be laughed at due to it being a genuine question. But, now it seems to most people like it should be obvious by this age to know what forename means. So my question to you is; is it a stupid question being asked? Or is it a stupid word being used? They could have use a more accessible word like 'First name'. So what should they have used?

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

Before I go an further will drop this disclaimer of you, It is an unbelievably rubbish film and I had low expectations but, it sadly met my expectations. Now I will carry on with my post.


the story follows the remake of the original of the Mel Gibson classic, Max (Tom Hardy) is captured by the cult leader Immortan Joe but then is put on the front of a war rig driven by the sick war boy Knux (Nicholas Hoult).  After Imperator Furiosa (Charlize Theron) takes Joe's wives which he usually keeps locked up so he can have healthy babies away from the apocalyptic world struck with an oil and water famine. So to help them escape, Furiosa took the wives and made a descent to the green lands. To be honest I did feel sad when some characters died along the journey and the villain did get killed it the end but, it seems to me that it was a waste of good actors on the worst remake since Jaden Smith's Karate Kid.


I rate this film a 12/20.

Sam's moments : The warm refrigerator

I don't know how hot your country can get but in England it is currently hot which is about 22c. So there was Sam and some other friends and me last Friday on this boiling hot day just waiting for everyone to come out to play. so Sam and I have bought some ice cream blocks and we are eating them yet they are melting pretty quick so Sam looks over to the neighbours front garden where there lay a discarded refrigerator waiting to be picked up by the scrap metal man. to which Sam asks "to stop these ice creams from melting can we put them in that refrigerator?" However, she then answered her own question after looking between the ice creams and the refrigerator, "Oh wait it isn't plugged in." I think for the world reading this there should be a piece of punctuation for moments like these which you can heavily sigh at.

Bag Tekkers

I don't know if you have a friend who you love so much but, it is still funny to irritate them, well I do. His name is Dyll. So today we were sitting in the canteen when he got up and went to see the headmaster as he is head boy and well he has a neat tendency so its funny if where he has 3 folders/books to rearrange books, folders and paper world within each group and so that is what we did. We got the science folder out exchange the science book for an English one and a science test for a maths one. Then, we did similar things to each of the other folder and random sheets. Then, we got his neat pencil case and rearranged the pencils into something like if a unicorn farted.

But, then Dyll started to walk back to the table and so everyone is trying to put the stuff back in his back so he wouldn't notice and he is nearly there and the folders are completely out and he would know immediately something was wrong.

So before I could come up with a better plan I simply pushed the bag over onto the floor so the contents were all on the floor which gave George enough time to put everything back in the bag and Dull just thought it was an accident.

Later in science he opens his bag and we're all just peering over his shoulder to wait to see his face and he just looks at me and goes "It's happened again hasn't it." And so we're all laughing and he's even chuckling and so we explain the bag tellers moment of which was my creation and he starts laughing to.

I don't know about you but, that seemed like the highlight of my day next to a 2 hour 15 minute English exam.