Thursday 6 August 2015

Antman (2015)

If you had just gotten out of prison for Grand Larsony would you break the law again if it meant that you would miss your daughter's childhood? Well, that is exactly what Scott Language says, at first. It seems with these major traits on his CV people don't really want to hire him for anything. But, when he years of a job that could get him the cash he needs to allow him to see his daughter he jumps at it. However, when the safe is empty except for a suit what was the point? Well, maybe the question should be, Why is this suit in a date for in the first place? If you haven't guessed it already, it is the antman suit. It give the person who wears it the ability to shrink to the size of an ant. This film is the second marvel film of the year and it is one of the most action packed films of the year. With a fantastic cast: Paul Rudd, Michael Douglas and Judy Greer.
I rate this thrilling film a 19/20.

Trainwreck (2015)

This is the new comedy featuring Amy Schumer and Bill Haber. Amy stars as a girl whom is nearly an alcoholics loves smoking weed and has had so many one night stands she could have had sex every day of a single year. That is until she meets Aaron (Bill Haber) who is a doctor to major sport stars like Lebron James. She was sent to Aaron to do an article on him for her magazine and also ends up sleeping with him at the first interview. Then, she starts to realise this might be it for her, a woman who's dad told her "Monogamy is not realistic." And that was his reason for divorcing the one love of his life. This film shows some ups, downs and some almost relatable moments. The film also features Tilda Swinton, John Cena and Colin Quinn.
I rate this brilliant film a 18/20.
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Wednesday 5 August 2015

Hot pursuit (2015)

     The new female cop comedy with Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara. After the hit film "The Heat" it seemed that film buffs like the alternative to the all male action film so with this new genre appearing it seems like this film helped break it out more.
      The story follows a cop who is born and bred a policeman whom has been on desk duty for a while after Taser gunning a kid after hearing him call "Shotgun!" However, she thought "A concealed weapon." This cop is sent to help protect a cartel informant and his wife. On the way to informing in court there is romance action for the hyper active cop with a criminal , some lesbian distractions for a 9 fingered farmer and a coach full of OAPs experiencing the wild life of a woman who has a pair of diamond encrusted pair of shoes for every mood felt.

Crazy guy in an elevator

So my friends and I had just gone to the pictures to see Antman and we are in the lift at Sainburys when a kid gets in and then is trying to debate what floor to press, there is only one button. He presses it then decides to run out of the lift and then starts talking to the sky.
I could help but wonder if he was trying to talk to the aeroplane flying over head?

Sunday 2 August 2015

Pixels (2015)

Now, I can hardly say I am a world champion at Donkey Kong, Pacman or even Space invaders but, if you are then you would be the appropriate person for a job which entails having to save the planet from video games from the 80s. So, that is exactly what Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Josh Gad, Peter Dinklage and Michelle Monaghan do. They have to learn the patters, fight the amazing chemistry between some of them and having to fight chemistry between a video game character and a real life person. (Spoiler Alert: Video game characters aren't real). This is a brilliant family comedy with the recurring Happy Madison actors.
I rate this great film a 18/20.
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If I Stay (2014)

Based on a Best Selling book written by Gayle Forman. This film shows the devastating struggles a teenage girl, Mia (Chloe grace moretz), who after a devastating car crash on a wintry February morning is left in a coma on the brink of letting go of her life or staying. She goes back in time and sees the wonderful moments of her life especially moments of her relationship with her boyfriend of the previous year and a half , Adam (Jamie Blackley). So to prove to herself that playing the Cello in a family of heavy rockers with a boyfriend whom is also a rock band member yet, still loves her for the magic that she can make with her bow and Cello.
This film brought me to tears as well as it made me seriously re-think my life and want to read the book.

I rate this amazing heart-felt film a 19/20. It must be one of the best film of 2014.
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The Darkest hour (2011)


 


If you have just made this awesome app that shows you where the latest bars and clubs are then you would want to fly it around the world to promote your app. And that is how this movie starts with two young men from America who fly to Moscow to show off their new app only to find out their business partner has already sold it to the Russians.
So they hit a club with large amounts of sorrow to help repress all of their bad luck when the electrical invaders start to reign down on earth. That is when everything starts to go downhill. Ok, I understand that they were trying to make a disaster movie seem even remotely realistic which they have mainly mastered however it was still itching with unrealistic features ; being saved by a cage and  balls of electricity extracting minerals from the earth.

I rate this film a 17/20.