Tuesday 31 December 2013

Allegiant by Veronica Roth (Book)

Being plain can be good for some people but not for Tris she has always felt out of place. So now she has learnt that even when she is in Dauntless with her friends she was out of place and people were trying to kill her. So when she is always thinking of others how can she stop thinking about Tobias, her one true love. Her brother betrayed her and her parents are dead now she is ready to help lead the rebellion. Spoiler alert: why did Roth have to kill the main character half way through and just leave her boyfriend depressed I do not know. This, is the best Dystopian book since Hunger games and the best book of this year.

The last book in the Divergent series and you will cry even if you have no emotion or if you are a man and even men cry at this.

I rate this book a 18/20.

Films of 2014 that look cool.

I, frankenstein
The Lego movie
Robocop
Divergent
The amazing spider man 2
X-men days of futures past
Blended
The fault in our stars
The edge of tomorrow
Guardians of the galaxy
expendables 3
Mockingjay part 1
Horrible Bosses 2
The hobbit: There and back again
Veronica mars


Days are gone- Haim This is the best album of 2013

The best album of 2013 is

Days are gone by Haim

This is Haim’s debut album which includes really good songs such as the wire, my song 5 and let me go. The singing by the sisters is lovely, their appearance suits their indie rock type style and they had a brilliant performance at Glastonbury was definitely unforgettable and they did a set with Primal scream.

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 2013 - The best adventure fantasy of 2013.

  This is the best adventure fantasy of 2013:
The mortal instruments : City of Bones

A brilliant adaptation of the first book in the series by Cassandra Clare but, not the last because they are supposed to be starting filming either the next film in 2014 or the next series which is a prequel, The infernal devices, which is also a book series by Cassandra Clare available at any local retailer.
 
 

Walking through a nightclub you would not normally see a man stabbing a demon but, well that’s it Clary (Lily Collins) is not normal because she is a Shadowhunter . Unbeknown to her, her father is trying to track her down, demons are trying to kill her and her mum just stuck herself in a coma and well as the minor thing with making out with Jace (Jamie Campbell-Bower) who turns out to be her brother. This film has brilliant CGI, awesome fighting scenes and the best music soundtrack with the likes of Ariana Grande, Zedd and Demi Lovato.T his film is directed by Harald Zwart.
 I rate this film 19/20. 

 

Now you see me (2013)

Now You See Me;

I name this the best Mind Trick film of the decade due to the amazing CGI which has been work well with the amazing settings and the best acting you could find to create a mass conviction. You can not find anything better than this unless you plan to make a Now you see me 2.

   Now, if you think Inception was good this will blow your mind , trust me. You will see many things that will make you sit and wonder that is until’ ‘Morgan Freeman’ will reveal it all, with the best actors to play the best magicians; Dave Franco, Isla Fisher, Woody Harrelson and Jessie Eisenberg. The tricks are amazing, the CGI (Computer Generated Imagery) was mind blowing. The acting was so convincing that even I believed some of the tricks. This film is directed by Louis leterrier.
I rate this film a 17/20.






Hangover part 3- the funniest film of 2013

The funniest film of 2013 is:

Hangover part 3

     I name this the funniest film of 2013 because it is the last film of the hangover kind and it is the best one and nothing this year has made my sides split and nearly pee myself with laughter more than this film has. Congratulations to Todd Philips for making that happen.

      It is a shame it is now all over but it was well worth it for the part of: Alan decapitating a giraffe on the motorway,  older men peeing their pants or putting knockout drug in a wedding cake so you see Stu wake up to have boobs. The laughs in this are unbelievable as were the amount of time you nearly peed your pants as well as them. The acting for this was unbelievable as were the amount of time Alan did something wrong or flirted with (Melissa McCarthy) with lollipops. This film is directed by Todd Phillips.
      I rate this film a 19/20. 
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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters 2013

After, getting diabetes from eating a gingerbread house and nearly being killed by a witch. Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel ( Jemma Arterton) fight against witch for a living. now they are needed because  witches are stealing children yet again but, they find out more about their history and that even though they are seriously against witches they may find out that there are good ones and that in fact that Getel may even be one. The graphics were all around superb, the humour was on tee as well as the acting was brilliant and the scenery was brilliant to fit in with the action gothic type genre of it. This is directed by Tommy Wirkola.
 I rate this film an 18/20. 


The worst film I've watched this year, 2013

The worst film which I have watched this year, 2013 has to be:

Moonrise Kingdom

I name this the worst film I've watched this year due to the all around rubbish of it's story, poor acting and incredibly rubbish directing to which should have been cut better so to lose about an hour of looking at scenery.
    For many people in this world you have not heard or seen the film Moonrise Kingdom. I think you are lucky because as I watched it I could not put together the big problem with this film. For such great actors within this film why did they do some extremely poor acting as well as why take part such a rubbish story line. The storyline was based on a kid who runs away from the scouts to meet a girl who he has fallen in love with on the way you see the girl try to kill his our troop mates as well as there are really cringey scenes. I can't put it any other way but, say how weird and rubbish it was. This is directed by Wes Anderson.
 I rate this a 5/20. 


Gangster Squad 2013

Where can I start on this great film. Ryan Gosling plays dedicated man who has it set in his sights to take down the equivalent of Michael Corleone from Godfather. On the way he is recruited by a cop as well as many others as well as the fact that he falls in love with ‘Emma stone’ who just happens to be going out with the maniac like Godfather.  The guns and explosives were shown to be of good quality and it was nice to see the villain go down in a proper high and mighty fashion anyway. This film was directed by Ruben Fleischer.
I rate this film 17/20. 

Monday 30 December 2013

Star Trek: Into Darkness - The best film of 2013

The best film of 2013 is :
Star Trek Into Darkness.

I name this the best film of 2013 because the acting in the film was the best I've seen for all of this year . The graphics were out of this world (literally) and be frank it could not be better if they tried at all.
The return of the Star Trek Enterprise shows that Captain James T Kirk (Chris Pine) and Spock (Zachary Quinto) can in fact fight on top of a moving spacecraft without falling off. There were brilliant graphics. The villain Kahn (Benedict Cumberbatch)’ hit the big screens in such a way it might have been his best performance yet and that included his half- nude scene in Sherlock.
The director of this film is J.J. Abrams.
I rate this film an 19/20.  



Iron man 3 (2013)

When, you have a psycho on you’re hands what do you do? The best thing not to do is to invite them to you home. This time it shows the ways of which Tony Stark ‘Robert Downey jnr.’ tries to defeat the maniac which is ‘The Mandarin’. The special effect throughout the film are shown largely. The story has some jaw dropping moments however, it got quite predictable in some instances. The director of this film is Shane Black. When you watch it try to spot the cameo role of Stan Lee. He is in most marvel films but he is in this one for definite try to spot him. If you have found him in the movie comment where in the film or what cameo he has.
I rate this film a 15/20. 
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Thor : The dark world (2013)

   When, you seen a god falling out of the sky you think ah it might be a mistake but, twice that must be a real coincidence so for Jane (Natalie Portman) it must have been weird . Then, the dark elves tried to destroy earth and to be frank they look like evil teletubbies. Loki ‘Tom Hiddleston’ and Thor ‘Chris Hemsworth’ save the save. All together it is a very good film to which is definitely better than the first instalment of the film. The were very good special effects and some very good laughs. In the middle of the film however, nearly sent me to sleep but, of course it would be me dreaming of that washboard of a stomach which Thor shows us in one of the scenes. This film is directed by Alan Taylor.
 I rate this film a 18/20. 

Hunger Games: Catching fire (2013)

When you start to be relieved after fighting to the death in the Hunger Games you would think it would be over. But no, it is only just the beginning. When the world think you are in love and engaged and even pregnant how could you act as though you’re not. The love that started to kindle between Katniss ‘Jennifer Lawrence’ and Gale ‘Liam Hemsworth’ gets dampened again by the exploding but at sometimes fake love between Katniss and Peeta ‘Josh Hutcherson’. Then, they are chosen again to partake in the quarter quell. This is one of the best Dystopian films I have watched but, not read.  Now I have read it , it is even more amazing in my eyes. There are some jaw dropping and you will sit on the edge of your seat for most of it. It is defiantly a good pathway to what seem like the revolution that will take the world. This film is directed by Francis Lawrence.
 I would rate this film 17/20. 

Sunday 29 December 2013

When in Rome (2010)

A good start to the film which elaborates to a worth watching build up. There are indeed some worth watching, nearly eye- watering moments to which gives the good foundations of a brilliant film. Josh Duhamel is the male lead who in fact has one of his best performance so far. To which Kristen bell plays in one of her best female main roles since her performance in ’Forgetting Sarah Marshall’. To which it makes sense because this is quite rare in films. The cast in the film is quite well known throughout the hole of Hollywood.This film is directed by Mark Steven Johnson.
 I would rate this film a 18/20. 


Overview of me

As this is the first of my blog I would like to let you know I will review many films. Though they most probably will be quite old. There will be variations between films, Books and Band reviews. Even, though I might seem unqualified for what some people think. I will still be more mature than the percentage of the population.

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