Jurassic World (2015)

You would have think that after 3 films they would have learned not to open a dinosaur theme park but, hey they do it anyway and it still is a movie plot that never gets old. Perhaps highly predictable but, it is truly classic.

This time it focuses around siblings much like the first film, though this time they are brothers ; Zach and Gray. They have gone to Jurassic World which is on Isla Nubar, the original island, to visit their aunt who is the Park operations manager. And coincidently once they arrive everything starts to go wrong. This time it isn't the T-Rex or the Raptor which are causing the trouble it is the Indominus Rex which is their new creation of multiple things which create one of the worst killing machine's. If it is going to a carnivore that is bigger than a rex why would you make it camouflage with it's surroundings?
Also, if you have previously repeated in the film that Raptor run at 40 mph and 50 mph during feeding time why did Claire trying to drive away from the Raptor no just drive at about 55 Mph or higher that way her Nephews would definitely not become Raptor food.

However, I felt so happy that the main saviour of the park was Chris Pratt's character because it also helps to suggest that he will be the main feature in this new trilogy. Which has been confirmed.

I rate this film a 18/20.

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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)

I remember when I saw the first one in cinemas at 10 thinking it was single-handedly the funniest thing I've seen, obviously I hadn't properly discover the Monty Pythons yet, Mall Cop 2 is still funny. Not absolutely side splitting humour which is often found in an Adam Sandler film but, it made me chuckle at a couple of points.

This time after getting married to Amy, the Damsel of the last film, and staying with her for about 6 weeks Paul is back as a mighty Bachelor. So now known as the Black Friday Saver. Which is the only reason he is invited to the Security Officer Convention at Las Vegas. And of course, there is yet another heist which his moustache's Spidey senses tingled at and obviously didn't believe him.

So, as I sat there and pondered at what exactly I would do in his situation, "Tell the Security Officers who would actually believe him." But, no. That doesn't happen until the end. The film lacked a slightly more interesting storyline and I imagined it to have more for a Happy Madison production.

I rate this film a 13/20.

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The perspective burglar

I have always had a fear of someone burglarising my house since I was younger because once I came home with my nan and found her house totally ransacked and that always made me paranoid. So now when I am on my own whenever I hear a creak I think, maybe it's a burglar.

So today my dad took the dog for a short walk around the local housing estate when I heard a creak downstairs whilst I was elsewhere occupied in the toilet, so there is me metaphorically depositing in my underwear at the thought that there is a burglar downstairs. This could possibly happen because sometimes we don't always remember if shut the front door. Then, I hear scuffling and what sounded to me like "Hello!" Which isn't what a person who already knows you are in the house says, so I'm still terrified of going downstairs to find a man trying to find our valuables which I would try to find with him. That is until I heard the heavy scuffling of feet and then the scrapping of the bin in the kitchen floor as the person struggled to remove the bin bag from the bin. To which I sighed with relief that it must be my dad or just a really nice burglar which has offered to take out the rubbish and the glass outside.

Just to say, if I have offended any burglars who take out the trash for their victims whom they will shortly steal from , "I'm sorry for discarding your impeccable manners."