Sunday, 5 April 2015

Horrible Bosses 2 (2014)




If you've seen the first Horrible Bosses then you will know that Kurt,Nick and Dale have all ready tries to Murder their bosses. Well, now they have tried kidnapping. The create a new product and put it for purchase by a major businessman and his son (Chris Pine) but, then they cancel the deal last minute. The boys have lost over 500000 dollars and they plan to kidnap the son. Yet they weren't plan on laughing gas, the return of the sexual predator Julia(Jennifer Anniston), Mofo Jones' (Jamie Foxx) help and an absolute psycho son who ends up turning of the boys. With amazing comedic moment whilst in an AA meeting and some more action filled moment during the slightly weir police chase.
If you liked We're the millers and Horrible Bosses 1 then you will definitely love this film.
I rate this film a 18/20.






Wednesday, 1 April 2015

MOVIE NEWS : Sherlock, Fast and Furious 8, X-files reboot and a Lost spin-off series.

          Sherlock has announced for Season 4 that it will be emotional and dark in places. Which has rumours and my thoughts to wonder; Will there be a death of a regular cast member or will Sherlock finally defeat the villain he claims to be missed.

        Rumours have started to circulate that in the plans for Fast and Furious 8 people have put forward the idea of having Dame Helen Mirren as the villain. Is there going to be a deliberate link to the English villains of the previous fast and furious villains to her character if it happens.

        Also, Fast and Furious 8 might start off a new trilogy which has been mind mapped to be set in New York.

       It has been confirmed that Arrow's Stephen Amell will be featuring in TMNT 2.

      IP man 3 will CGI Bruce Lee into the film and Mike Tyson has also be confirmed to be in it.

     That's 70s show has been rebooted for another season which is to be set in the 90s and Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have already accepted roles but, what about Topher Grace??

     Good news for Sci-Fi buffs X-files is also being rebooted for a six episode long series which the main characters have also been confirmed.

     Sony Pictures are looking at expanding Spiderman into a new cinematic multiverse.

    ABC will be reviving Lost for a spin-off series named Lost: Awakening.

    The trailer for Arnold Schwarzenegger's new movie Maggie has been released and the film is set on an apocalyptic zombie infested world and Arnie's daughter is one of the infected. What I want to know is if he dies there will he be back.

   Tron 3 is to be called Tron: Ascension.

    

The Duff (2015)

    To be told that you are the Duff of the group that can be weird but then when it is explained then it becomes offensive. designated Ugly Fat Friend. Well that is what Bianca was told she was by her friendly neighbour/jock. So to help de-duff herself she enrolled the help of the neighbour Wesley. he could help her fit in with girl and be the girl who approached not the approachable one and in return Bianca is tutoring Wesley in Science. With some peck dancing, cookie monster voices, snogging moments and some absolutely bitchy moments it is a brilliant film. If you liked the display of social media in 'Men, Women and children' then this will blow that well and truly out of the water INA better high school flick since Mean Girls. I rate this film a 19/20.

Friday, 30 January 2015

Movies to watch this year, 2015

Well, as many of you readers have found out by now I am very enthusiastic towards movies and books. Then, you may have gathered that at the start of every year I compile a list of film that look well-worth watching. And here it is.

                                                         Avengers: Age of Ultron
                                                        24th April 2015  (UK)

 
The plot:
A couple of years after the first Avengers movie happened and The battle of New York has been won Iron Man is trying to work with a self-aware, artificial intelligence piece of software thing named Ultron. When all of a sudden Ultron has taught himself so much and now is aware of so much he has decided that humans need to be destroyed and the main enemy for him is the avengers. Therefore the avengers assemble yet again and try and defeat this baddie before he finishes with his plans. As well as the usual avengers you get to meet Ultron's sidekicks, Pietro (Quicksilver) and Wanda Maximoff (Scarlett Witch).



                                                       Star Wars 7: The force Awakens
                                                              18th December 2015 (UK)

 
The Plot:
Set 30 years after the events that took place in Return of the Jedi and there are new leads even though some of the old characters like Han Solo are being dusted off the shelf.
 
Jupiter Ascending
6th February 2015 (UK)
 
 
The Plot:
There are other planets and other intergalactic royal families out in the solar system and it just so happens that a new heir is living on earth, Jupiter (Mila Kunis). After a king dies she is one of the main heirs to the throne yet she has to fight off a person who would rather harvest the entire planet Earth rather than give it up to her. On the way Jupiter has the help from a hunky genetically engineered soldier (Channing Tatum) and a half man half bee person (Sean Bean).
 
Jurassic World
12th June 2015 (UK)
 
 
The Plot:
Set twenty-two year after Jurassic Park off of Costa Rica's Pacific coast a new dinosaur theme-park is being built, Jurassic World. The new theme park is owned by a global corporation and one of it's on-site staff Owen ( Chris Pratt) documents behavioural research on the Velociraptors. The new geneticist in the park has crated a new dinosaur, Indominus Rex, a hybrid dinosaur which is slightly like the t-rex. They did this to increase the attendance of visitors to the park however something in the park goes wrong, yet again. In my opinion you would have thought that they have learned by now.
 
 
 
Mad Max: Fury Road
15th May 2015 (UK)
 
 
The Plot:
 After an apocalypse has happened the world is but a barren waste land and amongst the world there are mainly just desert. In the world there is a completely alone man , Mad Max (Tom Hardy) and he meets Furiosa (Charlize Theron) who wishes to cross the desert.
 
 
 
Terminator: Genisys
3 July 2015 (UK)
 
The plot:
 Set in 2029, the leader, John Connor, of the resistance against the war machines notifies his army unit, Tech-Com, that the sky-net will attack in two separate ways, from the past and from the future, this will change all of what they know of warfare. Therefore Connor sends back in time one of his lieutenants to save his mother's life which ensures his existence, Little did Connor know the past has already been changed. Sarah Connor who was orphaned previously by a T-800 (programmed to kill) is now being protected by a T-800 (Programmed to protect). He is training her to face her destiny which she denies to be true. When the lieutenant and Sarah meet they have to escape a new model terminator and the T-1000 sent by the Skynet to assassinate both of the them still with the help with an old terminator.
 
Kingsman: The Secret Service
29th January 2015 (UK)
 
The Plot: 
Based on the comic by Mark Millar. A veteran secret service agent takes a new interest in a youth who seems to have good potential in the world of espionage however before he can get too comfortable he has to help take down one of the world's leading criminal masterminds, Valentine.
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2
20th November 2015 (UK)
 
 
Currently there is no trailer for this film. However, if you read the book first you may get the gist of it.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Mortdecai
Out now. 23rd January 2015 (UK)
 
 
The Plot:
 Based on the Novels by Kyril Bonfiglioli. A famous art dealer, Lord Mortdecai
 
 
 
The Wedding Ringer
20th February 2015 (UK)
 
 
 
Insurgent
20th March 2015
 
 
 
Hot tub time machine 2
10 April 2015 (UK)
 
 
 
Ant-Man
17 July 2015
 
 
 
 











Sunday, 25 January 2015

Maze Runner (2014)

If you woke in a random box with no memory of who you are, What would you do? Well, for Thomas ti was to run though he hadn't planned on falling straight on his face. That was how he entered the world of The Concrete Maze. Though, he is not the only person who is in the maze there are over a hundred boys all under the age of 21. That is until Theresa came up from the whole. However, the thing which is so special about her is that she has a bit of memory which just so happens to be about Thomas. During the day people try and run around the maze so they can map it out and by night they try and configure a map. The problem to this method is though, the maze changes everyday as well as there are robotic type of spider creatures called Grievers who are guarding the maze and but they are not as cute and fluffy as actual spiders. With Thomas and Theresa's help they may just make it out of the maze. But, what is waiting for them on the other side? I rate this film a 18/20. However, it is considerably better than the book written by James Dashner.

Ender's Game (2013)

Over 100 years after the first attack and war with the alien species who nearly destroyed Earth people are still trying to train and predict the next time World War 4 will happen. That is when Ender ( ASa Butterfield) comes in to this. Ender is a 15 year old boy who is training to be a space cadet and he has a definitely unique way at looking at the strategies of War. That is why one of the commander Generals (Harrison Ford) and a war hero ( Ben Kingsley) takes special attention to him. On his mission Ender has to train a squadron of over 200 teenagers in the true art of destroying a species as well as being at war with his own mind in a computer game which may or may not be more fiction to the made-up game. There may be death and destruction in his wake yet he still has an extraordinarily large conscience for a genocide.
I rate this film a 19/20.

Men, Women and Children (2014)

This movie is a movie like Valentines day and Love Actually. This movie follows the stories of multiple people who are all joined at one point however what seems like the main character is the daughter of a protective creepy woman (Hillary Swank). She has her phone and laptop checked by her mum every day. The story also follows the daughter's boyfriend (Ansel Elgort), a couple who are definitely not attracted to each other anymore, a kid who really like imagining his fantasies with a girl and a football and a girl who believes that by taking sexy pics and putting it on her acting website she will be spotted by people in Hollywood. the one main common thing between everyone is Social Networking. The film takes a defiantly emotional journey for every character some more than other and with some character trying to protecting their children may just cause other children to nearly die.
I rate this film a 19/20. Reminder: this film is not for the faint hearted especially towards the end.